Dear California, Reporting from Texas
This is Michael Loo reporting from LIVE from Texas
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Still not the weirdest Japanese commercial I’ve seen. Sadly…
(Source: might-of-the-loli-nation)
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my laptop charger. Swing it around like a flail?
A Pokemon pillow. I get to pillow fight zombies - yasss.
My friend Brenden. He’ll fuck shit up.
(Source: petrolandcaffeine)
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I went to bed last night hearing thunder and lightning and what sounded like the sky was coming down. Woke up this morning, bright sunny and windy. O.O THANK YOU TEXAS.
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That's What We DO!: Home Truths
10 Truths Black And Hispanic People Know, But White People Won’t Admit:
1. Elvis is dead.
2. Jesus was not White.
3. Rap music is here to stay
4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean.
5. Skinny does not equal sexy.
6. Thomas Jefferson had black children.
7. A 5 year child is too big for a… -
Wish I was there. I always try to listen to the street musicians just to see how good they are. Would’ve been $100 in the pocket too!
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Woman tries to send puppy by post
FAIL JUST FAIL. What stood out most was that the women didn’t even want to hear if the puppy was ok. She just wanted her money back.
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Well isn’t that great. Now you KNOW……..
Green potato chips are made from potatoes that inadvertently climb above ground while growing. The “green” is a poison, but it’s only dangerous to humans if ingested in heavy amounts.
